Best of 2017-2018: Procrastination Sensations!

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It’s not something people are proud of, but everybody does it in private. They say it dulls your brain, but then why does it feel so right? That’s right, we’re talking about procrastination. We’re not here to judge, so here are some of the best ways to avoid responsibility. You dirty bird.

  1. Pack your bags and move away. Flee from your obligations. Finals can’t find you if you’re in Yemen!
  2. Impersonate a professor, then tell all the other professors about how much this one student deserves an A. And you do, that costume looks amazing.
  3. Die inside.

 

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