Quiz: Throw a bangin’ midterm study party — we’ll tell you if you should get bangs or not

Quiz: Throw a bangin’ midterm study party — we’ll tell you if you should get bangs or not

It’s midterm season, which also means it’s time for everyone to have an existential crisis. Along with existential crises often come decisions to drastically change appearances. One of the most common questions people ask themselves is whether or not they should get bangs. But bangs are not for the weak. One must deal with trimming them every week, washing them every day because they get greasy, feeling awkward when the wind blows them away and worrying whether or not they frame your face properly.

As experts on bangs, we at the Clog decided to make a quiz where we decide for you. But to ensure that you’re also getting some studying done, we’re going to help you plan out a midterm study party as well.

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  1. Where will you host your study party?
    1. A Moffitt study room
    2. My place
    3. Caffe Strada
  2. What snacks will you be bringing to your study party?
    1. Chips
    2. Granola and fruit
    3. Lots of coffee
  3. How far in advance of the test will you be studying?
    1. A week before
    2. The night before – we’re pulling an all-nighter!
    3. A few nights before
  4. Will you play music?
    1. We’ll be playing classical music to focus
    2. Silence is the only way I can study
    3. Hell yeah, a party playlist is the only way to go
  5. How many friends will you invite?
    1. Literally the entire class is invited
    2. Only a few people from my section
    3. Just one other friend
  6. What color whiteboard marker are you using?
    1. Whichever one has the most ink
    2. Blue
    3. All the colors!
  7. How will you be staying awake?
    1. Coffee
    2. 12 hours of sleep from the night before
    3. Adderall
  8. What will you do when you take a break from studying?
    1. Watch Vine compilations
    2. Stop studying to talk and then… not return to studying
    3. Can’t stop, won’t stop!
  9. The study party is over now. How much have you gotten done?
    1. Not much — we spent the whole time chatting
    2. I know the information like the back of my hand now
    3. We didn’t get as much done as I wanted, but I do feel better
  10.  
    1. You already have bangs. Why are you taking this quiz?
    2. Bangs are not the way to go. Just think of all the trouble you’ll have to go through!
    3. Cut yourself some bangs immediately — it’s time for you to evolve into your final, bangin’ form!

Contact Sunny Sichi at ssichi@dailycal.org.

The Daily Californian

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