Top 5 Ways To Lose Weight In College If You Are Ambivalent About Kidneys

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5. Donate one of your kidneys to a hospital so that they can finally learn what kidneys look like.

4. Donate one of your kidneys to the Guinness Book of World Records so that they list you as a “Platinum Sponsor” on their website.

3. Donate one of your kidneys to a Make-A-Wish kid whose wish was to dunk a human kidney during halftime at a Toronto Raptors game.

2. Donate one of your kidneys to a veteran. Tell him it’s his medal of honor and then before he realizes what you’ve done steal his actual medal of honor and run.

1. Sell one of your kidneys on the black market and then spend the profit at Cheesecake Factory. After all, everyone deserves a cheat day :).


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