“Beyoncé: Life is But a Dream” premiered last Saturday on HBO. Here’s what Yalies have to say about it, in ten(ish) words or less.

“Her self-absorbed majesty restored my faith in unattainable perfection.”

“Only Beyonce can make Photobooth videos look that elegant.”

“THIS WOMAN IS LIFE. Thank you for sharing Bey!”

“The world is a stage and Beyoncé is playing all the parts.”

“Just cover the bottom of Blue’s face [and] she still looks like Beyoncé.”

“Did she really just say ‘I want to listen to my song make love to me or make love to my husband’ on national television?”