Is “Who’s That Chick” not your cup of tea? Do you think that Rihanna didn’t show up on the track?
Tough cookies – don’t touch my playlist.
There’s a reason that “Who Let The Dog’s Out” doesn’t come on until after “Crank That (Soulja Boy).” This is process. It’s not going to be easy, but I never said it would be.
When you pick up my ‘pod and change the song, you’re personally insulting me and everything that I stand for. I didn’t just choose a random song and play it. No, I worked to create a playlist that would facilitate a care-free atmosphere, and you’re jeopardizing everything.
When you unplug me and plug yourself in, I want to ask you to leave. Even if you put on “Shake Ya’ Tail Feather” and it’s a crowd pleaser and I approve, you’re still showing a lack of respect for my tunes and that’s not something I take lightly.
I don’t care if your little brother met Calvin Harris and wants to become a DJ. I don’t care if you interned at JP Morgan and your boss got you hooked on fun ‘80s jams. Save it for the jury, bud.
Just sit tight – “’Till the World Ends” is up next and you’re going to enjoy it.