If you have a campus job, you know how sweet Thursdays are. So long as you remembered to log-in to your eTimesheets and submit your hours for the week, the Yale Student Employment Office sends you a nice courtesy e-mail every Thursday, letting you know that you’ve received payment for your hard work. I love that e-mail a lot. I usually go straight from opening that e-mail to my Amazon cart or (if it’s been a long week) bedbathandbeyond.com.

But I REALLY loved the e-mail that came from the Employment Office two days ago. It sounds like someone new is in charge of the e-mails. Usually, the subject line reads: “Payment Issued for Student Employment.” This week it read: “You been paid.”

HYFR I been paid. I also love bad b*itches and it’s my f*cking problem. Yale Student Employment Office is keeping it 100 and I like it.