Yale was ranked 17^th in hotness by Business Insider. It was really hotness + smartness, but I don’t care about smartness. I care about hotness. We’re told we’re collectively smart all the time. I remember during freshman orientation Mary Miller told us to look around because we were sitting next to the leaders of tomorrow. I felt rather sad for Mike on my left and Akbar on my right because I was not going to be a leader of tomorrow, or a leader in two weeks, or really a leader ever. So they were each only sitting next to one leader of tomorrow.

But when was the last time we were told we’re collectively hot? I feel hotter already, like the time my dad told me I would eventually grow into my nose (until that point I was unaware I hadn’t grown into my nose).

The article even had quotes to illustrate our hotness. I love quotes! I especially love quotes when I have three more pages to write on the portrayal of Christ in Medieval Art and nothing left to say.

“Most of the guys and girls are really, really, ridiculously good-looking. It’s apparent that many people put thought and consideration into their physical appearance; it’s reflected both in the style of clothes they wear and the care they put into their hair, face, nails, etc.”

Me too, me too! I have a personal style it’s called the high bun and wearing yoga pants when you don’t do yoga (I do have a yoga mat I practice corpse pose on–otherwise known as taking a nap).