Where in the world is…Derek Jeter?

Originally Posted on The Yale Herald via UWIRE

It seems like it’s been ages since Derek Jeter said goodbye to baseball forever.  The Bullblog reached out to the cap’n to see what he has been up to since retiring.  DJ was nice enough to send us a copy of the diary that he has been keeping since his last game.  Read away:

 

Last Game:  After the game I ate some orange slices but my lips started to hurt so I stopped.  I cried a little bit on the way home but it was fine because I just told everyone that it was because I had citrus in my eye.  I got home and watched that Gatorade commercial that I made.  I started to cry again but no one was around so I just let the tears flow.

Day 1:  I taste-tested every flavor of girl scout cookie.  I really didn’t understand what all the fuss over thin mints was about until my dad gave me a frozen one.  OMG, you guys have gotta try that.  Later I played foursquare, but then I crashed from all of the sugar.

Day 2:  I woke up and ate a stack of eggos, just like mama used to make ‘em.  Afterwards I snuck to the freezer and ate a few frozen ones.  Life tastes better when you’re naughty.  Later I watched an ESPN documentary about myself.  Then I ate a few more frozen eggos.

Day 3:  I spent like thirty hours on www.buzzfeed.com, this cool website my friend showed me.  After that I watched the Sixth Sense…totally did NOT see that ending coming!!!

Today:  I barely got any sleep last night after the whirlwind day I had yesterday! Today I played backyard baseball for a while.  I’m really starting to miss the game.  Do you guys think it would be weird if I came back?

 

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