-Every parent that went to an a cappella concert
“This wenzel is making me happier than you ever have.”
-Father to mother
“I’m only going to Toad’s if it’s free.”
-Parent who knows what’s up
“I wish college was like this back when I was a student.”
-Every person over the age of 28
“I brought you a six-pack. Don’t tell your mother.”
-The cool dad
“I brought you some weed. Don’t tell your mother.”
-The cool dad from Colorado