Tooth, Toothi, Toothes?
Have you ever thought
What do people call multiple
Tooth, Toothi, Toothes
What makes it correct?
Like octopus to octopuses?
Octopus to Octopi
Or Octopus to Octopussy
Nevermind, that’s a James Bond movie
It must be Toothes
Bad Habits
Stopping bad habits is hard
Kind of like a bone
You can always try and break it
But it causes you so much pain
In the long run
Your bone will get harder
And you become strong
So break you bad habits
And become a stronger you
Onions
After eating two whole onions
I feel weird only eating part of one
Like my body has become adjusted to them
I must be an onion now
Made of many layers
I guess everyone is an onion
With so many intricacies
Knee
Let me knee you
Let me drop kick you
Right there
Very hard
Till you start to dislike it
I will pound you
With my knees
Sunlight Moonlight
Sun’s out guns out
I’m a douche bag
Moon out poon out
I’m a sex addict
Sun and Moon
I will Swoon
Everyone you know
Screw
How many tools does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they are looking in the mirror.
How many assholes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Depends on how loose they are.
How many toes does it take to screw a pooch?
One or two
How many times can I screw you?
Depends. Will you give me consent?
Nice
Nice things are nice
Like spring and girls in dress
Like winter and guys being gentlemen
The little things,
Like that smurf
Like your toes
So many nice things
So please be nice
Watch Out by Mozoolo
My brain is like mush
I scream and they tell me hush
I am trapped
Like a burrito wrapped
Being squeezed as my guts ooze out
I am doomed no doubt
Crunch mush smukku
I will be back though they do not know who
Dreaming
Blood toe, bloodly toes
I feel them draining
Like it is raining
Down from above
Please don’t shove
I feel the blood
Dripping like a flood
All over my body
Don’t call me naughty
But I enjoy it
Lickety Split
Four Lines
Roses are red
Pickles are green
Please sit down
And watch me cream
Roses are red
My balls are blue
Tell me you love me
And let it be true
See what happens
When you call me dirty
I know it’s crazy
But I like when you hurt me
Daisies are yellow
Fires are red
I like to say hello
To those who give me head