Harvard Kid Generalizations to put on signs for the Big Game

Originally Posted on The Yale Herald via UWIRE

The game is this Saturday, and in preparation, Yale students are engaging in the time-honored tradition of making generalizations about our opponents via signs we hold up at the game. If you’re feeling a little stuck as to what to write, here’s a few ideas I threw together. Bow woof!

-Harvard kids talk to you about Game of Thrones at parties, even though you’ve never watched it.

-Harvard kids judge you for taking selfies

-Harvard kids are always like “having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card” when I’m sad, which is just not helpful advice

-Harvard kids are okay with the status quo

-Harvard kids always spell “embarrassing” right on their first try, which is crazy. Just be chill guys.

-Harvard kids unknowingly endorse the gender binary with a lot of their speech.

-Harvard kids don’t laugh when I call it “The Bing Bang Theory”

-Harvard kids like to pretend that the little umbrellas you get with tropical drinks are actual umbrellas, just as a joke. That’s actually really funny, so this would be a good sign to use if you wanted to be supportive.

-Harvard kids are just children in the eyes of the lord.

-Harvard kids are only now getting into chokers, but still think they’re really hip for wearing them.

-Harvard kids attend the number one ranked school in the nation

-Harvard kids’ passwords are just their first names with a few numbers at the end, and in general they just don’t take online security seriously.

-Harvard kids sin. wtf guys.

-Harvard kids make fun of me for not having a Capri Sun at lunch in fourth grade (ok the kid who did this wasn’t a Harvard student yet, but it’s definitely true enough to put on a sign)

-Harvard kids don’t appreciate the beauty of the fallen snow

-Harvard kids are afraid of commitment and are emotionally manipulative, Steven.

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