URGENT: looking for a few extra people who want to join a party bus this weekend, reply ASAP if interested. This is the hottest ride to the 2015 Game—seats are LIMITED!!

Think that people only organize private buses when the game’s in Cambridge? Think again, you square, because I booked a bus for me and 25 of my closest friends back in July. On our way to the Yale Bowl, we’ll eat dozens of miniature cupcakes, forge friendships that will last a lifetime, and maybe even squeeze in a thrilling, perilous game of Jenga. The only thing that’s missing: YOU. And once 24 more people sign up, this bus will be full…act now, and reserve your seat today!!!

Don’t be one of the lemmings boarding a big yellow bus outside of Payne Whitney on Saturday morning. On the party bus (note: experimenting with the name Magic Spool Bus, in reference to everyone on the bus’s collective love of yarn), we’ll listen to a nonstop loop of Dexys Midnight Runners’ “Come On Eileen.” Also, as a fun activity, everyone on the bus will pledge (in writing) to be my friend and invite me to more stuff. Do NOT miss this chance to have an action-packed ride to the game!

Sure, some people might say stuff like “why would you put down a payment on a party bus when there’s free transportation,” or “‘Magic Spool Bus’ is stupid,” or “you don’t have enough friends to fill a bus, Lea.” But DO NOT let these negative words stop you from signing up for the ride of your life. To claim your comfortable pleather seat, be outside Phelps Gate at 7 am sharp on Saturday morning. I’ll bring the miniature cupcakes, you bring the friendship.