Top Five Ways to make someone fall in love with you

5) Show them that you can be fun and flirty and reapply your deodorant as needed.

4) Go the whole night without complaining about the P-set you have due tomorrow.

3) Ask them what their favorite ice cream flavor and then tell them that’s your favorite too. There’s nothing people love more than having things in common.

2) Wow them with your scintillating knowledge of the types of cats kept by 20th century artists.

1) Just be yourself! Chew with your mouth closed. They’ll be impressed by the sophisticated person you are.