Architecture – Most likely to wear grey turtlenecks

• Like art students, but more of a Northern European aesthetic

Art – Most likely to moonlight as DJs

• Also, we felt the need to shed light on the fact that when you click the link to Associate Dean Samuel Messer’s page from the art school website, it automatically downloads four videos, one of which is of Messer kneeling in the center of a crowd with multiple snakes around his neck

Divinity – Least likely to be relevant after graduation

• Until Judgment Day

Drama – Biggest Flirt

• We would have named them biggest drama queens, but then Kirsten and Rhys would have gotten into a fight backstage

Engineering & Applied Sciences – Best with their hands

• ;)

Forestry & Environmental Sciences – Most likely to take advantage of their green campus with their best buds

• We assume they brew their own beer, too

Law – Least likely to succeed

• Just to fuck with them

Management – Best effort

• It makes sense they’re ranked lower than Harvard when everything is Pass/Fail

Medicine – Best to bring home to your parents

• Sorry TLC, we do want scrubs

Music – Teacher’s pet

• Idk, they just give off that vibe

Nursing – Best dressed

• We want Yale Midwives shirts for the Herald staff

Public Health – Most likely to tell you that nasal sprays don’t work as a replacement for flu shots

• Mist me with that shit

College of Arts and Sciences – Cutest Couple

• God we love liberal arts