Top 5 things to do next fall break

5 – Sew a fall sleeping bag out of 1000 crunchy leaves.

4 – Make a to-do list of all the things you want to get done in the next ten years and bury it on Old Campus so you can come back in ten years and see if you are a success or a failure.

3 – Go to Cancun so you can spend your spring break in Tulsa.

2 – Try on all the shoes in Kixters.

1 – Look up the phrase “for all intensive purposes” and sigh mildly.