How To Win at Tinder

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Hi there! My name’s Annie which people often like to rhyme with fanny or banannie and people think my last name is a disease, but maybe I’ll teach you how to pronounce it someday. I can often be found walking around the beautiful Walla Walla area with my slouchy shoulders and arms that don’t move with my stride, or I might be creeping around the science building doing nerd things. First pic is most recent, so you know the right side of my nose is pierced instead of my left like every other person on this planet, but I think that’s what really makes me unique, and you also know I wear glasses that help my eyes to not be lazy and roll around in their sockets. A few fun facts about me: I have a published dictionary of super cool words I’ve made up throughout my life, but all with super relevant meanings. Also, I have a small (huge) phobia of oranges, so don’t take me anywhere with oranges or I’ll vom on you 
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