You’re so right. Your boyfriend is so totally sweet. He got you those Valentine’s Day flowers, and bought you that teensy stuffed teddy bear. And you’re so right, when he talks in seminar it’s so hot. You’re right, it’s like he’s whispering, but like his whispers are loud or something. And shut the front door! They were tulips? Baaaaaaabe…those are your favs!

But regardless of how much bank he dropped on Valentine’s Day treats, festivities, and special things, he’s no match for this guy. This guy rules. His name is Frankie Costa, JE ’14, and he’s so much better than him. I heard he practiced for 30 years for this video. I heard he’s deathly allergic to snow but that he still sang for his girlfriend through a raging blizzard anyway. I heard he doesn’t even know how to sing, and only sounds this good after a month of Whiffenpoof Special Ops singing camp in a secret part of the Himalayas. I heard he went back in time to 1954 to be there when the Penguins actually wrote the song to feel what it was like to have been there to write the song, and then traveled into the present and thought for a second, and then decided to travel back in time again to 1954, but to a time a little before they started writing the song to actually suggest the song for the Penguins and then write it for them.

Anyways! Happy Valentine’s Day you two! I hope it was awesome!