The Bulldog Days might be over, but the voices of the roughly 1200 pre-frosh can still live on in your heads forever! Here’s a list of actual quotes made by your actual pre-frosh, and we assure you, they were said in earnest:

“Silliman has like the best buttery, and they also a dance studio. I don’t dance normally, but like I’d try it once”

“Do you like science?”

“OMG we had the SAME PIANO TEACHER”

“I heard Wesleyan is pretty good—it’s like a top six liberal arts school”

“The a capella groups throw huge parties, I hear they’re like the frats of Yale”

“Whipped cream vodka is my favorite”

“I can’t believe I’m in the same room as Akhil Amar right now”

“Where do the engineers live?”

“The YPU seems really awesome”

“Do you know anyone in the YPU? Because they all seemed like freaks and Barney Frank wasn’t at all down with them.”

“Jonathan Edwards seems like a really nice college”

“Is it a requirement to be hot to be in the Duke’s men?”

“Where is SSS 114?”

“Should I do DS?”

“Should I stick with Spanish, or start a new language? Ugh.”

“How much should i study for placement tests?”

“I was thinking about doing YDN, but now I’m thinking I wont have time.”

“Stuyvesant is 16% Asian and super competitive.”

“OMG! There’s an outlet!” (a prefrosh and I actually said that at the same time)

“Texas has like a fewwwwww good schools i guess.”

“Age is arbitrary.”