5. Wear all the blue-and-cream swag you’ve got, obviously, but go for the generic “Yale” vibe over the dead-give-away “Yale International Relations Association” look.
4. Slap some face paint on that cute mug of yours. A couple finger-breadth stripes under the eyes, and it’ll at least look like you know the difference between the safety and the tight end.
3. Actually go to the goddamn game.
2. Yell at the ref. Everyone yells at the ref. Make him feel like he’s doing a sub-standard job. “Hey ref, go fuck yourself” is a safe bet.
1. Wander around asking, “Hey, anyone know the spread on this game?”, then take a pull on your beer and say “Anybody? None of you assholes know the spread on this game?” and spit.