If you were under the impression that Instagram fanbase correlates to body weight, think again. Although he’s never expected to reach two pounds, Prince Hilton already has way more followers than you bitches will ever get. “I love my life!” reads Prince’s bio. “#Killingit.”

Those of you living under a rock might know him as Mr. Amazing, since that was his name before yesterday’s identity crisis. Those of you burrowed deep into Earth’s crust might know him as “Come Alive” singer Paris Hilton’s $13,000 Pomeranian. If that doesn’t ring a bell, you honestly don’t deserve access to the internet.

The reign of Tinkerbell, the famed three-pound Chihuahua, is ended. Good night fatass. Long live @PRINCE_HILTON_THE_POM.