If you know literally anything about me, it’s that I hate box, but LOVE Box 63! Get it?! But that’s neither here nor there. What you really need to know about me is that I FUCKING LOVE THE YALE DAILY NEWS! I love brackets!!! And I LOVE LISTING SHIT THAT I LOVE!!!!!!!!!
I am so fucking excited to announce that I spent 5 minutes in Photoshop crafting the fucking funniest thing to hit 202 York since Hurricane Sandy! I am so excited to speculate (all I evr do) about who the next YDN Editor-in-Chief will be because I have so many questions. Among them: Will that person have graduated from Andover? (That leaves two options.) Will that person be from Chicago, like me? (That also leaves two options.) Have I hooked up with that person? (All remain.) Will that person follow in the footsteps of Preston Tapley Stephenson IV and be in SAE? (One remains.) I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I’M BITING MY NAILS SO MUCH RN!!!
To break it down, we’ve split the bracket into four sections. Hyphenated last names are progressive, Frat Row are members of Yale’s most upstanding Greek communities, Names with only one vowel are a creative way to say that I am Facebook friends with these people but otherwise don’t know too too much about them and #INTERNATIONAL #LOVE means my booty don’t need explainin!
E-mail me w your filled out bracket, your phone number, and your Venmo ID (will discuss later) and you’ll be entered in to win whatever mess this makes.
Hi Larry! <3