By: Jacob Linn, University of Minnesota College of Continuing Education student
Reading about recent alcohol citation efforts published in the Minnesota Daily and in the email updates sent out by the University of Minnesota leads one to wonder, what next? Perhaps citations for being outside after dark, or for being alone? Mandatory body-building and martial arts classes to keep students from “making themselves easy targets” by small size or poor fighting ability?
Perhaps a University-appointed personal minder and bodyguard as well, to keep us all from engaging in any unsafe behavior of the sort that might leave us vulnerable to criminals.