Much to the dismay of mothers and daughters all over the world, graying playboy George Clooney has finally tied the knot with British human rights lawyer Amal Alamuddin in a freakin’ 4.6 million dollar wedding extravaganza in Venice.

4.6 million? How do you spend that much money on one event??

Did they have diamond studded wedding aisle?

Or a band of unicorn?

Were the flowers in fact robotic? Did they light up when people walked by?

Perhaps they just served a massive bowl of caviar as the main course.

Who knows?

Putting that aside, I know what y’all are thinking. A human rights lawyer?? How did Danny Ocean move on from all the stunning waitresses and models to finally settle down with Oxford graduate Alamuddin? Not only has Amal Alamuddin established herself as a famous lawyer in London, representing high profile clients like Julian Assange and the Prime Minister of Ukraine, she is also acclaimed as one of the leading counsels in Middle East politics and has served as an advisor to Kofi Annan. Plus, she’s smokin’ hot.

Here’s to hoping they have cute Clooney babies soon, and that they last longer than 72 days (shoutout to Kimye for surviving the 72 day mark).