The game is this Saturday, and in preparation, Yale students are engaging in the time-honored tradition of making generalizations about our opponents via signs we hold up at the game. If you’re feeling a little stuck as to what to write, here’s a few ideas I threw together. Bow woof!

-Harvard kids talk to you about Game of Thrones at parties, even though you’ve never watched it.

-Harvard kids judge you for taking selfies

-Harvard kids are always like “having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card” when I’m sad, which is just not helpful advice

-Harvard kids are okay with the status quo

-Harvard kids always spell “embarrassing” right on their first try, which is crazy. Just be chill guys.

-Harvard kids unknowingly endorse the gender binary with a lot of their speech.

-Harvard kids don’t laugh when I call it “The Bing Bang Theory”

-Harvard kids like to pretend that the little umbrellas you get with tropical drinks are actual umbrellas, just as a joke. That’s actually really funny, so this would be a good sign to use if you wanted to be supportive.

-Harvard kids are just children in the eyes of the lord.

-Harvard kids are only now getting into chokers, but still think they’re really hip for wearing them.

-Harvard kids attend the number one ranked school in the nation

-Harvard kids’ passwords are just their first names with a few numbers at the end, and in general they just don’t take online security seriously.

-Harvard kids sin. wtf guys.

-Harvard kids make fun of me for not having a Capri Sun at lunch in fourth grade (ok the kid who did this wasn’t a Harvard student yet, but it’s definitely true enough to put on a sign)

-Harvard kids don’t appreciate the beauty of the fallen snow

-Harvard kids are afraid of commitment and are emotionally manipulative, Steven.