Editor’s note: The 2016 Olympics Issue
Medals here, Zika there, controversies everywhere. Body parts washed on the beach, and Brazil’s president got impeached. Athletes just keep dropping out and Rio is reeling without a doubt. But even though the cops don’t care, Olympic spirit is everywhere.
Missy Franklin’s in the pool, and Harrison Barnes is lookin’ cool. Fifty Bears have made the trip, while Team USA lives on a ship. Rugby will be coming back, and Jahvid Best is running track.
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That’s the end of the rhyme and all we must say, so enjoy the rest of this beautiful day.