The Lewd used an A.I. to generate a schedule for the average Tech student. Here is what it gave us:
A Tech Student’s Daily Schedual
Monday
6 a.m. — Wake up
6 – 9 a.m. — Scroll Tik Tok
9 a.m. — Realizse I had a class at 8
9 – 9:15 a.m. — Panic
9:15 a.m. – 12 p.m. — Complain about homework
12 – 12:30 p.m. — Buy overpriced coffee at the library
12:30 – 2:20 p.m. — Go to class
2 p.m. – 4 p.m. — Regret choice of major
4 p.m. – 5 p.m. — Dinner
5 – 8 p.m. — Homework
8 p.m. – 12 a.m. — Cry
Tuesday
8 a.m. — Wake up
8 – 9 a.m. — Scroll the Tech Discord
9 – 11 a.m. — Go to class
11 a.m. – 12 p.m. — Complain about dorm food
12 – 12:30 p.m. — Lunch at Wads
12:30 – 2 p.m. — Go to office hours
2 p.m. – 4 p.m. — Regret life choices
4 p.m. – 5 p.m. — Dinner
5 – 8 p.m. — Homework
8 p.m. – 12 a.m. — Cry
Wednesday
6 a.m. — Wake up
6 – 7 a.m. — Scroll Reddit
8 – 9 a.m. — Go to class
9:15 a.m. – 12 p.m. — Complain about weather
12 – 12:30 p.m. — “Lunch” at the DT
12:30 – 2:20 p.m. — Go to class
2 p.m. – 4 p.m. — Regret choice of major
4 p.m. – 5 p.m. — Dinner
5 – 8 p.m. — Homework
8 p.m. – 12 a.m. — Cry
Thursday
8 a.m. — Wake up
8 – 9 a.m. — Scroll Tik Tok
9 – 11 a.m. — Go to class
11 a.m. – 12 p.m. — Complain about exams
12 – 12:30 p.m. — Lunch at the MUB
12:30 – 2 p.m. — Scream from the rooftop of the MEEM
2 p.m. – 4 p.m. — Regret choice of major
4 p.m. – 5 p.m. — Dinner
5 – 8 p.m. — Write paper
8 p.m. – 12 a.m. — Cry
Friday
6 a.m. — Wake up
6 – 7 a.m. — Scroll Canvas
7 – 8 a.m. — Breakfast
8 – 9 a.m. — Skip class
9:15 a.m. – 12 p.m. — Solve the mystery of the wind harp
12 – 12:30 p.m. — Lunch at the MUB
12:30 – 2:20 p.m. — Skip class
2 p.m. – 2 a.m — Drink
Saturday
11 a.m. — Wake up
11 a.m. – 11:30 a.m. — Regret previous night
11:30 – 12 — Test different hangover cures
12 – 1 p.m. — Try to stomach lunch
1 – 4 p.m. — Ski at Mont Ripley
4 – 5 p.m. — Dinner
5 p.m. – 1 a.m. — Drink
Sunday
10 a.m. — Wake up
10 – 10:15 a.m. — Regret last night, but slightly less this time
10:15 a.m. – 1 p.m. — Catch up on homework
1 – 2 p.m. — Lunch
2 – 4 p.m. — Watch Youtube
4 – 5 p.m. — Dinner
5 – 7 p.m — Panic about classes starting tomorrow
7 p.m. – 12 a.m. — Cry